Hey gang, i just have to share this with you cause it cracked me up so much. A friend sent this to me some time this week and it is the highest honour anyone has ever bestowed on me yet.
What with the HOO HAA with the MAWI fanatics this week. Wow they treat him like god man. Untouchable. Infallible. Interesting to see Malays so driven.
I now am now no longer afraid of bad people, extremists, fanatics, anonymous bloggers and gergasi-s anymore cause i got me some protection.
I am proud to say that besides god almighty, i am also now under the perlindungan of..... ULTRAMEN!
Picture taken at AKADEMI ULTRAMAN 3 finals at Bukit Jalil earier this week.
POWER TO THE ULTRAKODOKS
Afdlin Shauki
DON't FORGET THE BAIK PUNYA CILOK SHOWCASE AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD THIS SUNDAY!!!
90 comments:
me the first one?..hahaha!
good for u chief. u urself also is the ultraman!
Fuiyo Ultraman...
hahahahah...
ultraman taro & ultraman dyna..
ceeee.. siap ada yg tgk camera tu.. pandai gak eh ultraman ni..
sapa Lord of the Ultramen ni??
ahaks . cam kt jepun jeee . keowkeowke .. go go power rangers . oppss . go go ultraman :P
hahahaha. lepaaaaaaaaaak.
hahaha... nie saje nak mengampu nie... tahap dewa punyer mengampu. yer yer je tulis name cip kat banner tuh. nampak sgt pakai PHOTOSHOP hahahahah. wakakaka... blasah je lah... asalkan ko bahagia
hahaha..ultramen pun pandai enterframe..candid sungguh gambar tuh
giler ganas byk ultraman nih..eii kena letak category V nih..hehehe...
enam jahanam ppl really luv u ek? maybe Visitor will haf a ponti to take care of u osso.
hope ur FC won't be as kecoh as mawi FC.
uhm, ada mana mana jawatankuasa tertinggi kodok nak letak jawatan? :op
Highest Honour?waa...tak sangka...tq chip...to bestow the highest honour to our chief is also also the hoghest honour for me...(again...stuck in a loop)
jangan marah yer visitor...mana dapat gamba otomen tu?
err...to add...vositor is 1 of the 6jahanam, or so i thought...praises also to the 6 jahanam
ahahhahahahahaha
aku nak add blog kau kat blog aku bleh? bleh aa chip!! tq!
nnyeeeeehihihihihihhahahahaha suke blog cip kodok i like! i like! ilikeilikeilike heheheheheheihihihihhi
like otroman oso ley!
erm, i wasn't the one who sent Afdlin this pic.
anyway, if anyone's wondering what da hell the other commentors are talking about, here it is:
http://jahanamsiot.blogspot.com/2005/10/
my-interview-with-ultraman.html
you enlighten my thought. thanx alot.
no...visitor, i sent it (macam nak cari populariti je ayat nih).
but i took the ultraman pic from 6jahanam blog and add the banner...so i should mention 6jahanam's blog....glad u like it..u'r 1 of the 6jahanam,right?
wah!
some people are just so lucky :)
haha Lizzam, so it was you! LOL
yeah, i am the ketua and founder of 6J. but the blog is dying cos everyone so malas, including me!
yeah u guys should update (enamjahanam). it's one of my source of entertainment.
agree with zaza...sabtu lepas didn't do any work at office, reading ur blog...then had to go to see doctor...usus terbelit pasal banyak gelak.
cip pun jangan malas ah...lain kali kalu nak tulis skrip (jangan) ajak 6jahanam...nanti jahanam!hehe
Aiseh,u came out first la Ms Cage..I was surprised with AC's voice in 'ur beautiful'..And not to mention Satu -Dewa's song..Chief Kodok rawks la pasal main lagu tu.. I was exactly behind the stage just now..
make me member oh 6 jafanam but we call it 7 lahanats... ok or not?
afdlin
Yo.. brader... tu baru ultramen je... agaknya power ranger pun nak protect sama lu jgak from the anonymous eh? Wa caya lu lah...
Great show Afdlin! And thanks to the shout out to the kodoks! ;)
And plus, I'm somewhere near the banner for Awie. I just didn't wanna hold it up hahaha!
Ticket masuk ke bukit jalil? Katalah sepuluh hinggit. Goreng pisang tepi stadium + air sirap = 5 hinggit kot..
To see afdlin's name kat banner, hoisted by a group of Ultraman? = PRICELESS BEB!!!! PRICELESS..
kekekekekekeekekeke
eh, chip, realy got vacancy in 6J tau. betol ke nak join?
Gua enjoy abis mlm td bro! Tp x berbaloi gua byr RM35. I should pay Rm100 for last nite. (Cause i have very nice spot and can see Awie's 'pomen' shoe very clear). Gua stand up sama brother Bob Lokman. Sian die, bro x sebut nama. anyway, xde rase hati punye, wa caya lu, Hans, AC and Awie!!! also Din Beramboi and Acidiz.
betol la visitor.... tapi apa syarat-syarat nak jadi jahanam?
afdlin
Bro,
2 words: YOU RAWK!
Damn you guys were awesome last night. Thanks for the kodoks shoutout too! Man I'm so damn proud to be a kodok.
How about a stand-up comedy consisting 4 of you? What do you say bro? huh? huh? huh? heheheh... nak lagi best ajak harith... lagi gerek...
Keep on rawkin' the world afdlin shauki!
OK, i shall send u an invite, Chip.
syarat hanya satu je: must talk cock.
wah, Chip, u will overshadow the rest of us lah! :D
ha! ha! image manipulation ni, Chief.. muka sepet dan tulisan bengkang-kok tu.... camana pun HIDUP ULTRAMEN!
"What with the HOO HAA with the MAWI fanatics this week. Wow they treat him like god man. Untouchable. Infallible." tu?
Boleh tolong define tak Mawi fanatik tu apa? Dan apa bezanya ngan peminat2 Afdlin yang men'jek' selagi ada peluang kat blog ni? Tipikal la sesetengah penggiat seni Malaysia ni. Tak habis-habis merendahkan peminat-peminat Malaysia. Yang aku tak faham apa korang ingat peminat Mawi tu semua tak minat kat korang jugak ke?
"Interesting to see Malays so driven." Ni lagi satu statement kelakar. Tak perlu dikupas pasal orang yang suka membuat generalisation akan membuat lagi dan lagi generalisation. Thank god you're not Lenny Bruce.
lagi-lagi anonymous.
ho-hum.
Mawi = In this context, a male artist born of the most popular reality show in Malaysia: Akademi Fantasia.
Fanatics = A group of persons with an extreme liking or preference to a certain party (in this case: Mawi)
Mawi Fanatics = a group of Mawi fans who believes in their idol so much, that they would do literally anything for him.
So anonymous, if you'd do anything for Mawi, then you're in this category.please differentiate "fans"" "fanatics". If you're not, then you're a Fan.
Kodoks are mainly Afdlin Shauki's Fans and maybe a small group of Fanatics.
as for "Interesting to see Malays so driven.", in my understanding most of Mawi's fanatics are Malays, and it's hard to see Malays in general to be so driven. What's your understanding?
Please read between the lines...
Fuyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Ultramennnnnnnnnnnnnn
Well, usually i don't explain myself to ANONYMOUS comment givers because they are not interested in serious discussion and that is why they hide like cowards. Kalau nak borak tunjuk diri sapa baru kita boleh berbual secara rasional.
Bukan macam penakut yang suka pukul curi. (another generalisation i presume)
IF you were a frequent visitor at this site YOU would understand what i was talking about with the MAWI statement, as it is related to an event which took place recently involving SOME of Mawi's fans.
Hans said something about Mawi on our BPC interview on MHI last week, and it was something said in jest (GURAUAN in malay), to point out that hans himself was not a great singer and is prone to nyanyi sumbang.
But straight after that there was a backlash from his FANS - all over as they called all of it's members to ban BAIK PUNYA CILOK. Hans was asked to make an apology on channel fifteen, The fans called him Israel!.. and other sort of niceties. ETC.
Being an artiste, i know having great fans are an awesome thing, but i say this because they're not fans man, to many off them (check his website, and tell me if i am wrong) MAWI can do no wrong, he is infallible and it is not ok if somebody speaks the truth to tegur MAWI.
I admittedly am a man with many faults and i even go to the extent of calling myself a kodok, the pseudo imperfect creature of fairytale and myth but with the potential of becoming great. I promote us being ourselves, unafraid to speak our minds (and NOT ANONYMOUSLY at that) and being people who want to move forward. I welcome discussion about any matters pertaining to my professional life.
Another thing to bear in mind is that, this has nothing to do with Mawi himself, as i know he is a great guy and am friends with him too. (try reading the stuff i wrote about him in my earlier blogs and you would know that i am for the guy doing well - research is everything my friend, if not, it would be pure 'generalisation').
I'm sure he doesn't even grasp the extent of his fans fanaticism toward him. If not, i am sure he would agree that it goes against what he believes.
AND about the statement Melayus being so driven?... I'm alway glad to see when the my race is being proactive about things, as it is the opposite of what the other races' perception of what my race IS.
THis is also what this blog is about for me.... to get malay and malaysians alike to challenge and question their standing in the world right now (Or is this the only blog entry u have read?)
FINALLY, I am more of an EDDIE IZZARD fan than a LENNY BRUCE's.
thanks for ur time
AFDLIN
anonymous ni lebih kurang mcm gunting dlm lipatan la. Kite x kenal sape musuh kite. Kadang2 dpn kita mcm support kite, tp kat belakang sibuk menjatuhkan kite, mencari kesalahan kite utk kepentingan diri sendiri. Gua rase agenda sebenar ialah "personal Interest". Bukan sbb Mawi yg suruh die pertahankan Mawi. Kalau btl pandai berhujah, x puas hati, baik bersemuka utk menguraikan ape yg terkusut. Xkan sbb ni kita melayu nak gaduh? C'mon la.. Kpd Anonymous, gua bukan fan, gua lebih kpd KAWAN kpd Mr Afdlin. Igt, fan hanya support bile kite ada nama, pangkat, glamour. Friend la yg akan support kite time kita jatuh. ONLY TRUE FRIEND. we all kat cni xde interest nk buat FAN CLUB mcm other artist buat.
Dude,
All i can say is that u rock. Just love the way u carry yourself. Keep it up, and im enjoying ur blog(still reading it).Dun let negative comments bring u down though..
p/s--im not the same anonymous and as the one before, and the reason im anonymous is that i dun hav a blog..heh
anonymous who's not the same anonymous and as the one before,
you can use Other under identity to put any name you want. You can even add you nickname in your post while using anonymous.that should solve your problem.
anonymity is something you can evade if you want. hide behind it if you're a chicken (sapa makan cili...padan muka).and i hate having to type anonymous (9 letters and hard to spell & type!) while the writer is someone who lacks courage...apa nak takut?we kodoks don't bite (as hard as our words)
Eddie Izzard ROCKSSSSS!!!!!!!
i got his DVD Dressed To Kill...its damn frakking funny, man!
mawi fans, all so sensitive.
cannot even spell his name wrong kot.
maybe me n lizzam should create an enamjahanam fc. then they couldnt spell le visiteur, sakti, lucy fur, pergi jahanam, kekure or enambypamby wrong, or in d future, afdlin aka i dunno wat ur jahanam name will be.
or we will letak jawatan (and of course invite every single press) :p
cip..
buat tak tau jer la cip ngan mereka-mereka yang "mental" ni.
susah la kalo gurauan pun diorang pikir sebagai hinaan. Anonymous, ko ingat ko backing si mawi tu dia nak kasi ko sikit ke royalti album dia? hehehe.
Anyway, hip..hip..hooray cip!
thanx lizzam for ur information. From now on, i won't be known as anonymous no more..heh
zaza...chipster has now an alternate identity, ULTRAkodokJAHANAM...
waa...manyak panjang lor lu punye nama....
(teringat lagu dlm album HipHopEra: ...you dono don tok, coz if you tok u tok kok...)
Cip...
i was not in PH last Sunday due to family matter back in Ipoh, but I bet it must be ROCK!!!(itu awie datang ke cip?) I enjoyed the 13th show, and feel very sad that i cant make it for the 2nd show.
Anyway, cip..
insya Allah, everything that you shared with us, all the kodoks will open our mind, if not educate our way of seeing and supporting this industry.
May Allah bestows upon you (and all the penyokong/fans/fana-kodok-tics/sahabat (read:Kodoks) His many blessings.
Amin (eh, mak saya panggila saya "Amin", satu faktor yang saya rasa saya jadik budak baik sikit..hehehh).
but Amin (semoga Allah mengabulkan doa ini).
fulamaks!
muhahahahaha....apsal ultramen je nie....letak la ultrawomen lak cip..kasik dressed up macam catwoman occay..seksi2 sket...muhaha sah2 musuh2 pon terdistract..
shay...good idea..
akan diusahakan...next project: gamba Catwoman+Mother of Ultra posing dengan ULTRAkodokJAHANAM. sapa lagi nak sahut challenge shay?
macamana la rupa ULTRAkodokJAHANAM ye...?
selain dari jadi ultraman, orang melayu ni kena sentiasa ingat apa yg terjadi pada 13 may 1969.
sebab bila jadi time tu pun org melayu tak sangka. jadi terkejut macam tu saja.
so kita kena sentiasa berwaspada that pada bila2 masa bangsa melayu ni boleh di hapuskan. oleh itu kita kena sedar apa yang berlaku pada 13 may mungkin akan berlaku sekali lagi jika melayu alpa.
selain jadi ultraman kita kena jadi ultra malay.
jgn mudah lupa.
blog site saya: Never Forget 13 May 1969.
http://melayubest.blogspot.com
yo ultra kodok.. showcase malam tu awesome beb... superawesome... heyaahhh!!! Best showcase on Planet Hollywood eva...
kenapa kecik-kecik ultraman nie..?
Selalunya besar2 dari bangunan..
dah mengecut agaknye..
he,he,he....
ok..interesting ni..
banyak komen kaki ampu la boring tul. dah jek tinggi tinggi, jek lagii .. dah terbalik pon jek lagi. jek and the beanstalk betui la. afdlin mmg rawkkk (jek da ripper) tapi jangan dengki orang secebis pun janganla rezeki masing2.
husin lempoyang
Hai bila la aku nak pi tengok korang punyer performance ni... Aku dah bosan betul kat Iran ni... Afdlin datangla Iran buat entertainment kat sini... Adala total semua dalam 15 orang haha...
"Aku nak balik cuti kat Malaysia"
http://sinaganaga.blogspot.com/2005/11/siapa-mawi.html#comments
sapa la yg komen kat sinaganaga tu...ayat ikhlas...tapi cam tak caya je...hehe..especially yang tanya pasal "Mawi Wings".
Actually Mawi tu aku rasa mcm CT masa mula2 keluar dulu.Innocent dan jenis yg boy/girl-next-door. Imej tu yang buat depa ramai peminat. People can easily relate to them. or at least that's what i like about both of them. but when Fan becomes Fanatics, just nudge them a little and the Fanatics becomes Followers, and the artist becomes "God", so to speak.
In this blog, Afdlin Speaks his mind, and his mind is not always serious. Most of the time the posts are jokes.
Guys, both Mawi and Afdlin fans, lets stop quarrelling and do something else, say, indulge yourself into what suggested in the previous post "You can be the difference".
Siapa sokong? sila WEBEK!!!
Just found out that Afdlin Shauki's been keeping a journal. You're one funny guy, Afdlin! Anyway, whutta hell is "AKADEMI ULTRAMAN 3"?
i wonder will there be any GABAN FANZ ACADEMY IN MALAYSIA *sigh*
HAHAHA.. HAHAHAHA... kelakar ahh.. lagi kelakar kalau ada reksakse..
ehh tak panas ke pakai topeng ultraman tu..
saya sokong afdlin ni sebab dia salah sorang artis melayu yang berwawasan. saya mula masuk di sini sebab dia buat CD murah dia tu. lepas tu saya baya dia tulis tu, saya malay. dia bangga jadi melayu. tapi kenapa ada orang melayu yang tak suka jadi melayu?
pasal apa ada orang melayu malu nak jadi melayu?
low self esteem ke?
identity crisis ke?
or propaganda yang nak hancur bangsa sendiri
bagi orang melayu jadi macam blacks
penuh benci kat warna kulit sendiri
kalau boleh nak taruk fair and lovely
jadi macam micheal jackson benci kat diri
sampai rasa being black or darker skin is of inferior quality?
propaganda dixies, rednecks and racists
mula menular dalam minda melayu sendiri?
rasa rendah diri
baca headlines paper "bilangan orang melayu lah yang terlibat dalam aktiviti x" hari-hari
sampai percaya tanpa usul periksa teliti
just because bukan semua melayu baik, label macam ni tunjuk as if semua melayu keji.
semua ni dan banyak lagi dalam blog saya: Never forget 13 may 1969.
http://melayubest.blogspot.com
takkan melayu nak tutup melayu
bangsa menumpang kita beri pulau singapura
bangsa sendiri di halau saja.
I may comment on the wrong entry, but what this blogger wrote(is this really Afdlin Shauki??heheheh) about the Amnesty International is good. We're Malaysian never about that much even the 'korporat2'..
As an celebrity, u urself can promote something more than any people can do.Yeah!Well, other than selling your film and album promo..there's so much good social thing that u can do, Afdlin Shauki.
even some word 'Belia Benci Dadah'.'Berhati-hati di Jalan raya' and 'Gunakan telefon kamera yang betul'.Itu pun hanya sedikit perkataan shaja! U can change people either!Betul tak?
Correction aboveWe're Malaysian never care about that much, even the 'korporat2'..
hairan...kenapa post ni ada 60+ comments, post pasal Engineer Strikes back 60+ comments...even post afdlin berak batu 50+ comments, tapi yang pasal amnesty tu still struggling at 13 (right now).
Maybe we all (perhatikan penggunaan perkataan WE di sini) are busy preparing for the marathon.
mawi = world
world = in peril = we got to do something.
join Amnesty International or the Writing Marathon at least.
brO...showcase BAIK PUNYA CILOK mmg rawwkkkkk...
the next day gua selsema + batuk yg maha dasyat pasal gelak macam orang gile dalam Planet...nak tahu gi baca blog gua (promote!)
gua surprised AC pon biol macam lu laa brother...serius sh*t!! tak sesia pegi malam tu...
brO..lu dah ada rival...hak3
i'm proud of my skin z, he he
lizzam, ultrakodokjahanam is tooo longgg my 2 years old baby wont be able to say it right he he. and boy next door? more like presiden persatuan belia Islam :p
but i haf nuthing against mawi. it's jest d fans.
read klue lately? issue 85 nov 2005. turn to page 032.
cip,
ade vacancy lagi ke dlm Sumo or Dilemma Encik Daud? nak apply jadi your double bley??
cipster! you rawk... thanks for the lovely birthday song masa kat planet hollywood mlm tuh.. sungguh terharu ok cip.. tersengih sampai sekarang.. tht was like one of the best birthday pressie EVAHHH.. makasih berjuta-jutaan.. *hugs*
and cip, u're so damn right.. cinema paradiso itu sungguh best.. sugoiiiii.. me (as usual) cried dgn hebatnya watching it.. sib baik, chris pon joined nangis together.. so ada geng..
have fun in s'pore and again you rawk ma world.. yay!!
http://www.yvonnefoong.com
fffuuuyyyoooooo....byknye ultraman...my sons are diehard fan of ultraman..if they see this ...mama...beli baju tu...
-R-
kenapa kalau lampu ultraman nak merah, baru dia nak bereskan raksasa tu.. sapa leh jawab?
fariz,
sebab kalau awal2 ultraman dah fire resaksa tu dan menang, jadi apa lagi nak diceritakan dalam masa 15 minit?(15 minit lagi untuk iklan. betul,aku dah check!)
jadi supaya kita tidak perlu menonton hero ultraman menyanyi, berguling-guling di taman, tetiba tukar baju dan berada di puncak gunung, lebih baik dia layan dulu resaksa tu sambil main pijak2 dengan makhluk2 bumi yang lemah...lalalala
Zassss!
Fire!
Zasss....!
(sambil menyilangkan tangan stail ultraman...)
Lagi sekali.
Zasss...
Alamak.. lampu merah den dah nyalo. Kono ambik langkag drastik ni...
Hiyappp!
Go! Go! Otromennn!!!
fariz...signal merah tu kirenyer macam Otromen tu dah nak climax laa...so dengan slamber badaknyer dia fire je resakse tu...sebelum dia jadik kecutt...
aku dah jawab ni dapat kasut adidas tak?
hello..im new here around ur page..its so cool to be reading a popular m'sian artist blog.anyway im cutting it short,what happen to ur 'AH-HA'?i love ur acts..very natural,talented n such a brilliant guy u r..keep it up..no offence here..but im must agree with u;i might as well qoute ur sentence>What with the HOO HAA with the MAWI fanatics this week>i dont think juz this week..it has been like months..sheezz..
afdlin can i link ur page to my own bloggy space?
ha ha
tak sangka ada gak ultraman
kat sini yek..
hi hi
ultraman tu single lagi tak??hahaha
nurul bahiyah,
semua Ultraman single and available kecuali Father of Ultra, Mother of Ultra (laki bini tuh) dan Ultraman Ace (gabungan Hakuto (laki) + Minami (pompuan)= Ultraman Ace =pondan)
tapi kalau ko masih nak ngorat ultraman ko kena tahan la balik raya tiap2 tahun kat planet ultra. yang untung nya kalau kerabat Ultra datang takyah jamu makana, depa takde mulut.
nak tambah: setiap raya akan keluar dialog nih:
nurul: abg ultra, raya nih balik planet saya tau...
ultra:tiap-tiap tahun balik planet awak tahun ni raya planet saya!
nurul:apsal pulak!?kat planet ultra mana ada ketupat?nak kena import dari bumi gak...lagipun parent saya takleh datang...parent u bole la terbang pi bumi...dah la time salam pagi raya i kena panjat lutut parent u...
ultra:...
AHHA! Im number 91...been waiting for this for a long long time.
This's a funny post Afdlin! I'm an Ultraman fan too...and I hire him to protect me. U can contact Ultraman Guard Agency for more info at: 012-0000000.
Good luck in all ur endeavours (did i spell it right?).
ultraman pakai maxis? apsal tak pakai toll free? pizza pun pakai toll free..
kat planet ultra ada service maxis yer...mungkin tergoloong dalam campuszone juga...
All the best bro...
Kau memang talented man~! Aku respect sama kau...maybe one day we should work together...only if you interested to collabo ngan kita Phatnatrix...
DAMAi1
+GEREK+
tapi kan.. ada ke baiknya otroman tu kalahkan raksase tu awal2, sebab tak la byk harta benda awam jahanam dengan teruk lagi... ishk.. bagero tul...
huhuhuhuhu...aku arr salah sorang otromen tu...nak tau identiti ku yg sebenar..akulah otromen leo..bersama kembarku otromen astra!! muahahaahahaha...!!
Afdlin,you rock!!
-Brotherhood of Necromancer-
haha...org malaysia pon dah jadi cam org jepun...mmg lantak pi ape org nk pk..janji aku cool! tanpa malu tanpa segan..hebat! hehehe
Abang fellow ex-SM Jln Stesen,
Sorry to butt in bro, I thought I just have to comment despite being rather a liberal myself. Just to let you know... Although i know this statement was written in jest, there is an element of "shrk" (sharing) in its context. All the best. Salam.
"I am proud to say that besides god almighty, i am also now under the perlindungan of..... ULTRAMEN!"
Forget about Ultraman... Bila AFDLINlympics eh... Actor-lympics nak masuk TV!!!
walaupun ada ultraman kat sebelah, kita kena takut juga, sebab nanti takut ultraman terpijak kita. maklum la ultraman kan besau....hahahhahah
Afdlin,you rock!!
wuhuu... best giler gmbr! is it reaalll?? kat af final dulu? i thought it wus super imposed... hahaha.. really really wicked!
assalamualaikum atok afdlin.. apa kabau? saya nak mintak tolong sikit.. sebenarnya saya tertarik dengan din beramboi - halaman pertanian tu.. kalau boleh saya nak lirik skrip tu.. pls.. send dekat email saya havoq_champion@yahoo.com
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