I want to say happy birthday to my isteri yang tersayang Chris semoga dia panjang umur and hopefully all her dreams will come true. WE HAD A GREAT TIME going out with our close friends to celebrate hers and her sister, priscilla's birthday at the Hilton Hotel till about 2am and then after that we all chow pegi devi's melantak kat sana. I am really blessed to have her as my wife and am very lucky that she chose me. She could have had anyone in this world tapi budak gemuk ni jugak dia suka. i love her loads.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEE!
Despite a great nite yesterday, Today I feel a bit like shit actually to tell you the truth because LOS dan FAUN tak jadi di buat oleh Tayangan Unggul kerana katanya mereka nak concentrate on a film which is going to be directed by a bollywood director called DIVA yang akan shoot pada bulan september ni. PULAK!!. Mula-mula cakap konfirm-konfirm lepas tu kon-tol pulak. My life, i plan around a film production nowadays, so if somebody pulls the plug at the last minute i am SCREWED, income wise.
A lot of people still ask me why i wasn't around to pick up my awards at the SKRIN awards TV3 that nite. The truth is, i would have loved to be at the award nite but the Malaysian Gas gig was a PAYING GIG and artistes in MALAYSIA have not reached the level of artistes abroad, where people recognise and are willing to pay for good talent, and through fan loyalty do not have to do 7 gigs a week. Basically they are paid their due and not just paid a token everytime they perform. I tell you, the number of people who call artiste so that they come and support their charity function is amazing. My question is how many of them are actually doing this for charity as opposed to promotional mileage!!! you monkeys!!! I am no stranger to doing charity but i too get frakking pissed when people want to use my name for their personal means. I actually said to one company who asked me to do a fundraising charity show for free, to pay me my worth, and then i would take that cheque and give that cheque to the charity under my name. They never called back. So is that sincere or not. So as i say my nubian brotherz and sistaz, Award tetap award! but my kids need to get fed and schooled, and that is my priority.
So, i am now sitting blogging half-heartedly macam pelancong taiwan kalah judi dekat genting highland and just feel a bit lifeless. i know this thing will pass, but i can't help but feel trapped due the decision made by TU. FRAAAKKk!!!.
OK PLAN B!!!
You all are going to hear about it first, right here. MY MASTERPLAN. How i am going to get LOS dan Faun done! So that brother kodok can get Paaaaiiiddddd!
AFDLIN SHAUKI's PLAN B
a. Grand Brilliance... they have invested in my projects before and i'm sure they would be interested to have a look.
b. Private Investors.... have been approached by a few.
c. Bank Pembangunan / Finas.... has a 50 million grant but very many strings attached ie. every other shot must have the klcc
d. Rob a bank..... they are not helping SMI's banking and financial system in this country is SCREWED!
e. Jadi gigolo mak datin.... my berat badan could be an issue unless the datin has some kind of weird fetish.
f. GET 375,000 MALAYSIANS TO INVEST 4 RINGGIT EACH INTO THE FILM AND IN RETURN THEY GET TO CALL THEMSELVES
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS OF THE FILM (A CERTIFICATE WILL BE SENT TO YOU AS PROOF BY THE PRODUCTION COMPANY) AND
A REAL MALAYSIAN FILM COULD GET DONE, this was done for crocodile dundee where they took an ad out in the
newspapers looking for investors for the film and before you know it, CROCODILE DUNDEE was a world wide hit!! So ask yourself punk!! Do you wanna be a film producer??? huh?? do ya??
Whatever path i take, i know i am going to overcome my current situation right now and rock da woorrrlldd!!. I just have to face it and start running towards it. full on. Pantang anak melayu berundur sebelum dicuba.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE.
Ps.. before i go, A lot of people ask me to take photos of Artistes at the Merdeka concert so here it is - JUST BE FOREWARNED THAT NOBODY HAS EVER TAKEN THESE PHOTOS OF THE ARTISTES....
Semua orang ada gambar muka MAWI, Tapi gua sorang aja ada gambar kaki dia. hahaha!!! Cubalah teka yang mana satu?
Inilah koleksi kaki artiste Malaysia yang terbesar di dunia ini. Hee hee. Siapa nak challengge... masukkk...masukk aku kata!
Oklah mari kita main teka kaki artis!! nombor 1 paling atas dan no 20 paling bawah. Ok, padankan nombor itu dengan artis-artis ini. Mawi, Marsha, Rosyam Nor, Afdlin Shauki, Yogi B, Point Blanque, Zahid AF2, Bob AF2, Anuar Zain, Man Kidal, Mus, Leanord Tan, Yusni Jaafar, Aziz Sattar, Noryn, Roy, Radhi Khalid, Syarifah Hasnor, Zaibo & Helmi Gimmick
Siapa FIRST dapat padankan dengan tepat gua bagi satu pasang kasut adidas. berani??