POWER OF THE KODOKSSS!!!..WE RULE!!!

Somebody once asked me why KODOK?... why not Dugong? or Badak? or Tenuk?. The explanation is simple, just look at a kodok. He is unassuming, not the greatest looking, looks unapproachable because it looks like it doesn't care about anything (Sadin je muka dia) although they are completely aware of their surroundings, jumps less than a katak, because kodoks are normally bigger than Kataks. Where kataks are easily excitable, Kodoks are observers. They are not afraid if humans come close. When feeling under attack they make themselves bigger by blowing that bubble under their mouth. Their last resort is hopping away. They only open their mouths when they eat and when they want to be heard, when they say something it makes the funniest sound "WEBEK!..WEBEK!!". Although it sounds funny but the sound is always purposeful and SELAMBA. Yet he always seems majestic crouching on a lily pad. i identify with the kodoks. hence i am selambakodok.

House keeping 1:

1.)PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL! is making history for Malaysia kodok-kodok ku semua. We are not selling like MAWI, (Not yet at least) but we are selling more than the distributors care to know or do. I Would like to humbly thank all the KODOKS yang telah membayar untuk CD dan Cassette itu, "Terima Kasih yang tak terhingga!!" It will definitely help me in keeping up the good fight against the people who want to kill the music industry, by makng better music and better stuff. Gua dan staff gua terduduk dan tersebak kegembiraan bila kita ada terima cek RM100 for one of the CDs. It showed you honoured me and my friends for our attempt to do something new. The orders are still furiously coming in. If you are interested to get your copy of AFDLIN SHAUKI'S FUUYO album just hit the PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL! link.

ONLY CDs ARE BEING REPRINTED FOR THE SECOND EDITION as Cassette printing is mahal gila babi and kualiti soundnya takle sebagus CD... dan sehingga kilang cap duit gua kat pengkalan chepa tu tak bukak-bukak gua tak mampu la beb.

Second step. The next level. For those who have purchased the Album and only those who have paid for the album, we wanna take you to
PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL! level 2.
If you liked the album! and believe that this album should be heard by more people, PLEASE tell your friends, tell as many people that you can through the blogs and thru your daily life. This is how i am going to reward your belief.

GET THE PERSON/FRIEND/FAMILY/HAPLESS STRANGER YOU REFFERED TO US TO WRITE ON HIS EMAIL TO US

1. His full name. 2. His address that he wants us to send the cd to. 3. the person who reffered him to PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL! and that person's email.

If you are the referer, you must have bought the cd as we will then have your database to know where to send you a CHEQUE!!

Yes... KODOK semua you heard me right!! I WILL SEND U A CHEQUE!

Cek apa kekodok Chief cakap ni? you might be asking yourself.

PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL! level 2.

a) if we get to sell 5 albums at RM 35 each thru ur referalls, I AM going to send you RM5 for every one of your friend you recommend, who pays RM35 for the album.

b.)if you refer 10 or more people who buy the album at RM35 each, i am going to give RM 10 each person you refer and buys the album at RM35. so for example, if you recommend 10 people and this 10 people pays us for the cd, you get a cheque for RM 100.

alternatively,

BULK ORDERING.
c.)When some of your friends don't have the internet ke or buta it and wants u to do all the work, then you collect duit kengkawan you semua tu yang also value good music, and then you place a bulk order with us. If you want to order in bulk, which means 5 cds and above, it will be preferable that you could send us a cheque or money tansfer for the amount of cds you want to order for people, eg. 10 cds x RM35 = RM350, and when we send you the cds, we will send you a cheque for 10cds x RM10 = RM100.

all cheques to be made to : Vision Works (M) sdn bhd.
Jangan lupa sign!!!.. kita ada dapat cek yg tak bersain.. alamak apehalla ko ni labu.

Money transfers thru maybank 2 you boleh di lakukan ke acc. number maybank gua (Afdlin Shauki bin Aksan)
Maybank acc. number: 164810018936

for money transfers,
Show us a copy of da money transfer slip, thru snail mail or email and kita akan hanto kat ko cd tu.... seluruh dunia.

"Why is afdlin doing this?" u might ask... Well, kalau kita pegi normal distribution duit yang kita akan bagi kat korang ni adalah yang kita akan bagi depa. So kalau korang yang menjadi pembakar semangat dan menghebahkan album tu ke satu uni atau ur workplace, you are like a distributor!! so we wanna reward that, by giving you the cash yang selalunya kita bagi kat depa tu.

Menarik!!!.... mari kita kejar MAWI punya sales numbers and show, how PEOPLE POWER is stronger than your emotionless giant corporations who don't give a kodok about the consumers and the local artiste.

House keeping 2.

PERADUAN TEKA DAN PADANKAN ARTIS DENGAN KAKI MEREKA = SIAPA FIRST DAPAT BETUL, DAPAT kasut ADIDAS original!!

Okaylah oleh kerana macam terseksa aje batin korang ni gua padankan tigabelas lu orang padan tujuh aje.... cepat sebelum duit gua simpan nak beli adidas ni terpaksa beli susu dan pampers anak gua.

inilah 13 kaki artis mengikut turutan :

1.) Kaki Leanord Tan




2.) Kaki Radhi Khalid




3.) Kaki Noryn




4.) kaki Syarifah Hasnor




5.) Kaki Bob AF2




6.) Kaki Yogi B




7.) Kaki Yusni Jaafar




8.) Kaki Point blanque




9.) Kaki Helmi Gimmick




10) kaki Aziz Sattar




11) Kaki Zaibo




12) Kaki Man Kidal




13) Kaki Roy




yang 14) ke 20) tu padankan!!! siapa cepat dia dapat. hantarkan email kepada selambakodok@gmail.com dengan subjeknya : KENAPALAH AFDLIN PROMOTE ADIDAS, BUKANNYA DIORANG ENDORSE KO?. Padankan 7 artis dengan 7 kasut, bagi nama penuh dan alamat, saiz kasut dan kaler apa ko ndak (part ni tak janji boleh dapat sama kaler). CEPAT!!!!!!!!!

Hanya perlu padankan kaki tujuh orang ni saja kaki

Mawi,


Marsha,


Rosyam Nor,


Afdlin Shauki,


Zahid AF2,


Anuar Zain,


dan Mus.







House keeping 3

Pada kodok-kodok designer yang berada di cyberspace ini, siapa yang berminat nak try nasib untuk design poster filem gua yang akan bakal meledak di panggung pada tahun hadapan yang berjudul BULI BALIK, silalah cuba dan hantar artwork korang yang lo res dulu ke selambakodok@gmail.com dan lepas tu kita akan pamerkan ke masyarakat cyber dan kita buat online polling yang mana design bakal memenangi hadiah lumayan, Keluar lepak makan, tengok wayang dengan cast Buli Balik dan hadiah-hadiah gilababs-takhingat-punya yang akan diberitahu kelak.

Design Brief :

SYNOPSIS CERITA :
Nordin buli balik Roy, yang hilang ingatannya, dalam filem ni kerana dia sudah mulai yakin dengan dirinya sendiri... Ala-ala revenge punya cerita lar. Revenge of the budak gemuk camtu ler.

FEEL :
Dark sikit. Kerana membuak dendam Nordin kat Roy. tapi funny jugak at the same time. (ha mampusla korang buat)

COLOURS :
Lebih kan ke reddish untuk match kesinambungan BULI (kat blog ni ada contoh design first filem tu). Tapi kalau ada idea lain yang menasabah belasah je.

Ko design style dia dan just position pelakon ikut suka korang dan kalau konfirm hang punya design juara, artis akan pergi photoshoot ikut design hang... Tarikh tutup, pada hujung bulan NOVEMBER.

So okay itu aje buat kali ni..... yang lelain tu kita tunggu dulu. Thank you so much again. Assalammualaikum.... enjoy the ride
FASTER BABY FASTER!!!!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE

AFDLIN