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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Revolusi kita bermula di sini.... viva la' internet!

Tepat pukul 2.35 petang tadi the first batch of cds and cassettes were sent out to my friends in cyberworld. My music was sen out all over Malaysia, Japan, Australia, Germany, USA, UK, Singapore, Brunei and egypt. You know who u guys are! Thanks people, sincerely.

The cds and cassettes were sent out to those who applied by sunday. Those who applied after sunday will be informed of the next scheduled shipment this week. Masaalahnya i have a small staff and we all yang responsible for the packing , timbang berat menatang tu, jilat stamp (DNA gua ada kat situ) dan mengeposkan the items for..

  • PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL!


  • This coming week muka-muka ni jugaklah yang akan pergi menjadi stage hands, usherers for Actorlympics. Having said that, we are also committed to making this inter-net-working dream a reality so we will do everything to ensure that this will be a memorable, wonderful experience for you all. And guess what??....

    i spoke to Hattan yesterday about this thing i've created and he got excited too. Dia memang dah lama menyampah kat distributors kat Mesia ni. So we are going to work on a blues album together (something that we had planned since working together in BULI dulu) called Projek : Mak OK jer... and we will distribute it on the net the same way.
  • Dengar dulu baru beli.

  • We put the power of choice back in your hands, and not the distributors who always say "ini album tara jual punyaaaaa!". The tagline for baik punya cilok is "lu cilok gua, gua cilok lu!" i feel that the distributors have forgotten the consumers. They are churning crap stuff and still expect people to pay the same prices, eventhough their cost is lowered. They keep production budgets low because they say, "the consumers won't know the difference la, wether ko rekod album kau kat Synchrosound ke atau kat dlm jamban ke!", the problem is... I FRAKKING KNOW u mangkuk yang dihayun u!!!

    Kalau tidak, kenapa si Ahmad Dani dan DEWA tu pergi buat mastering kat Australia di Studios 301 (Same place FUUYO was mastered,..jangan marah!!) kenapa tak buat kat Indonesia aje. Murah pun murah. Sebabnya, mereka ambil kisah tentang kualiti muzik diorang yang akan keluar nanti dan akan terpateri seperti batu didalam cd itu. kalau hanjing kualitinya sampai bila-bilalah akan jadi hanjinng. Good musicians will always want to get the best songs, the best sound, the best performance to their audience. When the audiens get the best, they will pay for it.. Pasal i believe the basic rule when dealing with other human beings is, "gua respek lu, lu respek gua"...."gua kencing lu, lu kencing gua".

    Before i sign off, i would just like to say Happy Birthday to Yang Amat Mulia, Tengku Muda pahang who got PUNK'ED yesterday in a surprise birthday party that was planned as meticulously as the watergate conspiracy by his beautiful wife, Cik Puan Julita.

    You see, he thought he was going to launch the world cup promotion campaign for NTV7 (DAtuk Shazaly Ramli CEO of NTV7 being one of the major conspiritor - sent TM an ntv7 official invitation letter and all) and being passionate about football he said yes to it. A problem arised however for the main conspiritor (Cik PUan Julita) when he told her that she need not attend this event because it was a manly affair hee..hee..

    Panicked about not being able to attend the birthday party that she help set up, she got a friend who owns a college to send an official letter inviting her to officiate her college carnival. She told her husband about the invitation and got his blessings to go. The wheels were set in motion and there was no turning back...

    So now our unsuspecting prince, came down all the way from his home in Kuantan to the Ritz Carlton hotel where the NTV7 banners were set up , Cameras and all were set up, photographers with flashing lights and all. When the ballroom door was opened he saw the room was darkened and suddenly like a band of Uruk-hai in the darkness we all yelled, "SURPRIIIIISSSEE!".
    The young prince looked confused... but when his wife came to embrace him amidst the crowd, i could see his eyes welling up...all this trouble for the man she loved, to give him the most memorable bithday ever. Amongst the alumni of people in attendance were his pahang football people, most of the pahang royal family, celebrities who have became his close friends over the years, close personal fiends from indonesia, Dubai, Phillipines were flown in by his wife (not personally-la) and the very handsome Prince of Jordan who came in to play polo with the royals last week (Ohh I say!).

    the very eligible prince of jordan did say something really funny i thought, When knowing the passion TM had for malaysia's number 1 sport , football, he commented that in his country, MARRIAGE is the number one sport. heehee kelako.

    One thing that i can personally say about TM is that he is the real deal. If he says he will do something, he will do it. He is a man driven by PASSION. A passion for his people, his state, for his family, for his state football team and for his friends. When he offers his hand in friendship to you, he expects nothing else but your companionship. And that kodok-kodok semua, is quality that is hard to find from a man in his position. He deserves all the good things that is happening to him in his life.
    Happy birthday tengku muda. You just got PUNK'ed! & cherish that bootifoo wife of yours. she is a diamond among the stones.

    Don't forget gang
  • PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL!
  • is still on going , please continue your support as it is priceless to the success of
  • PROJECT : AFDLIN SHAUKI DAH HILANG AKAL!
  • and the facel ift to the nature music is delivered to the public.

    POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

    42 comments:

    Chairman said...

    aku belum baca latest write up ni. but i just wanna let you know i have 3 units of your album with me (for rumah, for my car and for my office). just gotit last weekend.since this is consider "usaha" you so sebagai rakyat malaysia sempena sambutan hari kemerdekaan ni, i support you

    mega said...

    org... kalau minda dia merdeka, mcm2 boleh jadi. U guys nie memang gempak ngalompak ago-go betul la.. All d best..

    p/s: Album with Hattan??.. Biso Bonar n Fuyyoo kasi campur.. Best! Best!

    ikanblues said...

    Eh .. Eh .. Ehh

    Lu nak bikin album blues ngan Hattan?

    err.. gua nak korntribiut blues riff pakai gitar tong lima tali wa buleh?
    Free jer wa kasik..

    Wa memang cari pablisiti murah.

    Buleh? Buleh?

    buleh aarrrrrr..

    okeyh okeyh

    gua jadi kodok angkat gitar jer...pun okey..

    buleh?

    arinamil said...

    hye!ive sent u mails for my order (sorry coz byk kali send..asyik terlupa sumthing)..please send me a copy.I REALLY WANT IT!!!!...

    good effort-laa afdlin!way to go!

    p/s:hantar cepat2 i bleh byr cepat2..hehehe

    Jade said...

    hey! i sent the email for the CD yesterday. can't wait to receive it!

    and, way to go!

    newrin said...

    alaaa mcm best jer dpt CD posted by u personally (did u signed an autograph?? if yes i'm full with envy!!!)

    tapi since i already owned your album earlier, tak sampai hati lak nak order lagi satu...

    nway, u ni memang giler beb

    muna said...

    muahahahha, tm birthday same as mine (and my friend/officemate/housemate) also. that's all i wanna say, roger n out

    p/s: upsss...i wish u all the best 4 projek dalam perancangan dengan hattan tuh. dah siap inform la kami2 peminat setia nih ;)

    Afiq said...

    Bro... You're going to perform Malam ker ptg during Actorlympics!!...;)

    azmi | 2¢ said...

    Wey.. ko ngan Hattan plan buat blues album.. called Projek Mak OK je?!!

    Siap guna faveret quote by hadek2 lagi tuuu..
    [Mek occay jerr..]
    Hmmmm.. MOTTIFFF??!

    :-P

    muteaudio said...

    Masa besday party tu ada tak diorang serve Sejenis Kuih Yang Manis brought in from Somewhere In The Middle Of Pahang?

    missunderstoodme said...

    yey... album sudah mari.. yang tolong packing tu kekawan u ke staff u? whaa.. sungguh berbangga dapat selit-selit email untuk project ni..

    Power to the people. This what makes people to want to support the industry more.

    This is what we are supposed to have, minda yang terbuka. You were not only driven by passion but also sincerity. This goes along with "lu cilok gua, gua cilo lu".. ahahaa.. All the best to you and hattan..

    ku E said...

    tqsm afdlin... i guess i'm one of them huh?!! cuz i email u on last friday.

    ku E said...

    oopss... forgot to tell u sumthin'. tukar lar time on your blog tu to a local time. tak lar susah nak jeling2 jam lol.

    The Visitor said...

    i just checked my GMail and it says i sent out my application to join PROJEK AFDLIN SHAUKI SUDAH HILANG AKAL on Sunday, Aug 21, 9.45pm. so this means i am getting the CD soon?

    yahooooooooooooooooo!!!

    can boogie to Fuyooo in the comfort of my living room, with doors closed. eh, any make-out songs in there ah?

    PROJEK AFDLIN SHAUKI SUDAH HILANG AKAL will be the prototype Internet distribution method in Malaysia, and be the blueprint for all future PROJEK AFLDIN SUDAH HILANG AKAL type projects! Long live PROJECK AFLDIN SHAUKI SUDAH HILANG AKAL!!!

    I THINK I SUDAH HILANG AKAL!!!!!

    missunderstoodme said...

    ahahaaa.. The visitor nih.. kalau combine with Afdlin's head.. mesti jadi "Extreme Out of this World Hilang Akal" punye..

    Shafira Hanim said...

    can't remember when did i email you. hope i am in the first batch.

    walkthrulife.blogdrive.com

    lieawulf said...

    go afdlin go!! ^__^

    tapau said...

    Yay..selain dapat CD, kita juga akan dapat kiriman air liur Afdlin & the staff kat setem dan sampul..(gila ini!)
    Akan menjadi penunggu setia abang posmen minggu ini...

    Realm of Lati0s said...

    memintakla tukang jaga pos UNITEN neh tak buat dajey dengan CD tuh, aku hiris2 kalau dia buat

    b4n4 said...

    i did .. i did.. i did email before sunday ... kalo dapat thru post ... dapat ler .kalo tak ... bagitau kat maner nak dapek kan .. FUYOOOO.. yek. yek.. afdlin... yek.

    heavenlysublime said...

    i support indie labels!! so, when will i get my CD?

    Mohariz Yaakup said...

    Beb lu gila laaa..Tapi kalau lu tak gila macam ni bila lagi Music sebenar nak jadi naik...Gua bosan seh walaupun gua tulis lirik jiwang... gua nak gak tulis lagu pasal Murtabak kena lempar kat dinding. Goreng pisang kena air hujan, nasik lemak 30 sen..Gua nak gak tulis lagu pasal orang gemok mcm gua..

    Anyway apa lu buat gua Respek...Moga project lu berjaya..

    videL said...

    sweeeeeeeeeetnye bini TM.. sekian time kasih.. pis :)>-

    z_mnor said...

    I tend to agree ler psl album distribrution tu. better do your own way dr mengharapkan org yg langsung tarak appreciate yr music. Way to go Aflin!

    greena said...

    hi afdlin. how are you man. fuyoo lamanya tak drop by. maklum lah baru balik cuti. congrats on your afdlin shauki dah hilang akal project.

    Edd Vedder said...

    afdlin does this mean that we can all extract the DNA from the saliva on the stamp that u licked and create more clones of geniuses like you, force people to listen to your album, make them memorize every lyrics, make them sing your song every monday morning in front of the petronas twin tower and have world domination??!

    .. muahahaha!!This evil plan might actually work..

    -vEDDer-

    hakeem said...

    wei, album ko dah sampai kat aku. thanks weii... duit aku send guna maybank2u. cun!!!!

    yana said...

    thanx abg afdlin for the album . i really appreciate that . tasaba nk dengar neh . br jek abg postmen tue sampaikan . hihih :)

    sankai said...

    ohaiyooo afdlin oni-san,
    daisobu kah ? hmm... gambateoo afdlin-onisan. !!

    Golf Addix said...

    bro afdlin ! bila nak main golf sama wa? hari tu ada nampak bro hattan gi main kat kinrara tapi tak sempat tegur dia. wa pun tak sabar nak dapat cd nie. ... ish ish ish semalam kasut golf kena rompak dgn penyamun , tertinggal kat luar rumah , aduishhhhh

    Ed said...

    Careful dear. You are getting sucked into too much of the wee wee life of celebrities.

    I could still remember listening to you and your music while in college while you were with IKHLAS. Radical, cynical and revealing.

    Writelah more about you and your thoughts. Not about somebody else. I am sure your fan would like to read more about YOU.

    May be you could put some samplers of your music in your blog.

    If your music is fine, I am sure even if you record them from your toilet also people would buy to apreciate.

    Having to say this, you are a rare talent. Dont astray. - I bought Dayang Album purely coz of your song.

    Liza said...

    Afdlin,

    I think you are among a few of our local artists that has the drive and clear vision to success. I am glad that you are working with Hattan for the blues album soon. Will definitely buy that one too :)

    Hope more Malaysian artists will take you as an example. Me Support Malaysian Artist!

    D'BreadWinner said...

    wat else to say...Afdlin still best ....

    Hattan + Afdlin= wowww!! tak tahu nak cakap apa......besh besh...
    waiting for my CD...
    biar ternganga distrib semua tgk u punya usaha ....sapa kata albun afdlin tak blh jln.....

    CKiN

    Leen Ash Burn said...

    Thank you!!! I received it tadi. Very the efficient lah yew all! Me laf yew long taaaaaiimmmm!!!

    NoRE said...

    wa caya sama lu bro afdlin,wa tabik spring 558 kali sama lu !!!

    Ardour said...

    Yeahhhhhhhhh

    dah dapatttttttt
    best giler... satu office jeles tadikkkkkk

    thank you
    thank you
    thank you

    Ruud said...

    cantik beb!! cd dah sampai.....tunggu jer kirman wang dari gua.... power to y'all man!!!

    shay said...

    wah cool gila suprise birthday party tuh...gempak..dah le bini pon lawa..

    AFDLIN..kelako ah tgk you in GGPP....muhahah awin rawks!

    sultanmuzaffar said...

    semoga projek ini berjalan dengan baik !! yang dah dpt album tuh, sila beri keadilan pada album tersebut !

    mia sara.....

    siitz said...

    jgn ko betul2 ilang akal sudahh......
    nway, all da best!

    tomodachi said...

    rubyzumlisaid..
    u make my day!!!!! tergelak sakan tengok kaki artise..i sokong all your plan esp. tang ajak 375000 people tu invest..try lah tengok camne..bythe way happy b`day to your beatifoo wife...love ya stuff very much ..still waiting for your cd to arrive here in nagoya..
    all the best!!

    rubyzumli
    togo-cho
    nagoya

    nazri said...

    as i saw in the list:

    "metallica, dewa, alanis, silverchair...."

    pilihan yang bernas!